How Do I Hit All These Keys?
bad programming practice?

plainflavored:

int main(int argc, char *argv[])
{
    #ifdef DEBUG_MODE
    return debug_main(argc, argv);
    #else
    return real_main(argc, argv);
    #endif
}

// this is a contrived example, but something about this doesn’t feel right

int main(int argc, char *argv[]) {
   #ifdef DEBUG_MODE {
      return debug_main(argc, argv);
   }
   return real_main(argc, argv);
}

That’s all I’ve got XD

bansh:

askthecoder started following you

i used to be happy about new followers then i took an arrow in the knee.

*casually heals*

(I’m this guy.)

mahalkitax3:

topraymen:

A 14 years old boy got beaten half dead by his stepfather. His only fault was this that he tried to protect his little sister from being raped. Now he’s struggling for his life, but doctors say he won’t make it without a surgery. His mother doesn’t have money to pay it.tumblr donates 45cents for every sharing or reposing.Please Verify, Don’t Ignore thinking It To be FAKE(Mother’s Number Not Disclosed For Security Reasons)Doctor’s Contact Number: +91 20 6721 3400Hospital Name: Sahyadri HospitalPlease help.Lke, share & spread the message..! Share if you care !

this won’t make your blog look ugly. have a heart now

Spread the word, people. IT’S FAKE.

mahalkitax3:

topraymen:

A 14 years old boy got beaten half dead by his stepfather. His only fault was this that he tried to protect his little sister from being raped. Now he’s struggling for his life, but doctors say he won’t make it without a surgery. His mother doesn’t have money to pay it.tumblr donates 45cents for every sharing or reposing.

Please Verify, Don’t Ignore thinking It To be FAKE
(Mother’s Number Not Disclosed For Security Reasons)
Doctor’s Contact Number: +91 20 6721 3400
Hospital Name: Sahyadri Hospital

Please help.
Lke, share & spread the message..! Share if you care !

this won’t make your blog look ugly. have a heart now

Spread the word, people. IT’S FAKE.

Land of Parties and Cupcakes.
starlitfaces:

do it.
Seriously, this is perfect.

starlitfaces:

do it.

Seriously, this is perfect.

madseason:

gangbanglerfish:







hey look it’s me stretching your dash again

THE BEST

XD

kittyhump:

pikapoo900:

pandalecki:

moose-stuff-for-money:

gavinqbakeriii:

beashark:

mewmewgorawr:

theinsaneeraser:

soundxfury:

15andanime:

feferipeisex:

The Door to the Grasping Room
sounds like an indie low budget horror movie.

The Door to the Giant Woman
better be a terribad B movie.

The Giant Bed.
Hmm…I’m gonna go with “There’s a crazed serial killer on the loose who hates orgies.” And since I have a giant bed, in typical horror movie fashion, I shall die having sex. Who wants to join the orgy in my giant bed?

Day of the Evil Baby…
JASMINE, THIS WOULD BE THE BEST HORROR MOVIE FOR YOU.

An American Rat Corpse
Uhm….xD I don’t even know what to say…

An American Malicious Ape.
Wat?

Attack of the bleeding bed.WAT.

They Called it the Crying Ape.
….I’m not even sure how that would be a horror movie. It just sounds like a movie about King Kong being filled with angst. 

So depending on how you read my middle name, it’s either:
The Murdering Screaming Killer
or
The Murdering Wailing Killer
Which is basically the same thing. And would be me if I were a killer. The “murdering killer”… Right, what else would be murdering? The “murdering life-giver”…

The Murdering Swift Zombie
… Wait, what?

The Children of the Rat Thing
xDDD What.

The Door to the Giant Escalator.
I am literally the least interesting person ever.

kittyhump:

pikapoo900:

pandalecki:

moose-stuff-for-money:

gavinqbakeriii:

beashark:

mewmewgorawr:

theinsaneeraser:

soundxfury:

15andanime:

feferipeisex:

The Door to the Grasping Room

sounds like an indie low budget horror movie.

The Door to the Giant Woman

better be a terribad B movie.

The Giant Bed.

Hmm…I’m gonna go with “There’s a crazed serial killer on the loose who hates orgies.” And since I have a giant bed, in typical horror movie fashion, I shall die having sex. Who wants to join the orgy in my giant bed?

Day of the Evil Baby…

JASMINE, THIS WOULD BE THE BEST HORROR MOVIE FOR YOU.

An American Rat Corpse

Uhm….xD I don’t even know what to say…

An American Malicious Ape.

Wat?

Attack of the bleeding bed.
WAT.

They Called it the Crying Ape.

….I’m not even sure how that would be a horror movie. It just sounds like a movie about King Kong being filled with angst. 

So depending on how you read my middle name, it’s either:

The Murdering Screaming Killer

or

The Murdering Wailing Killer

Which is basically the same thing. And would be me if I were a killer. The “murdering killer”… Right, what else would be murdering? The “murdering life-giver”…

The Murdering Swift Zombie

… Wait, what?

The Children of the Rat Thing

xDDD What.

The Door to the Giant Escalator.

I am literally the least interesting person ever.

puroisenoresama:

jake-knight-of-heart-and-rage:

dontwearpantsever:

thats-somewhat-raven:

Air conditioner
Why can’t you be a heater?
You’re useless right now.

hello there, mister shelf
forever house my books, please
also please love me

there is a black chair
covered in toys and gloves
no one will sit there

hello there suitcase
you are all packed and ready
to go back to hell

wall wall wall wall wall
wall wall wall wall wall wall wall
wall wall wall wall wall

puroisenoresama:

jake-knight-of-heart-and-rage:

dontwearpantsever:

thats-somewhat-raven:

Air conditioner

Why can’t you be a heater?

You’re useless right now.

hello there, mister shelf

forever house my books, please

also please love me

there is a black chair

covered in toys and gloves

no one will sit there

hello there suitcase

you are all packed and ready

to go back to hell

wall wall wall wall wall

wall wall wall wall wall wall wall

wall wall wall wall wall

Reblog if you don’t care if someone is transgender, straight, gay, lesbian or bisexual.

kattygirls:

nicotinerampage:

hustlelikealittlelady:

My followers better all reblog this.

There should be more notes

REBLOG FOLLOWERS.

Follow this blog… Trust me, You’ll LOVE it!

And then another post I couldn’t not reblog.

Tumblr, y u trick me into reblogging. XD

zoeybodypillow:

DANG OK POST TIME

almost forgot hehe

Ok seriously now. So you guys know how me and Kas have been pretty close and shit and recently we started ~~**xX gOiNg OuT Xx**~~ and yeah it’s long distance so of course we really want to see each other. The thing is, I don’t have…

Man, I wish I could support you guys. I’ve got no online payment method and no way of getting one, so I’m in a bit of a weird situation, but best wishes to both of you guys. ^^